Properly, WE DID IT. A couple of weeks in the past we adopted these few alpacas and now we have quite a bit to speak about. They’re hilarious, so cute, humorous, have lengthy bizarre necks, hilarious hair, and act like they’re being shocked each single second. It’s been a month since we bought them (I needed to ensure they have been the proper match earlier than I introduced it) so there’s a lot to interrupt down. The most important query that now we have, is WAIT, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALPACAS??? Like why these animals??? And I completely get that. They aren’t the conventional city-clicker/hipsters-moves-to-the-country farm animal selection, so it appears odd to lots of people. However y’all LOOK AT THEM.
Why Did You Undertake Three Alpacas?
So many causes. Right here you go:
- Alpacas are simply so humorous and awkward so they convey us a ton of every day pleasure and laughter. They’re characters simply by current. It’s like having Kramer as your neighbor. I’m positive different folks really feel this manner about different animals however we simply really feel so linked to those foolish fellows.
- They’re extraordinarily low upkeep (comparatively) and clearly require every day feeding, watering and we wish to pet them, however the timing is versatile and so they don’t do something that’s annoying (but). Positive, now we have to do the mandatory vaccinations, annual shearing, and ensure their toenails aren’t too lengthy, however we’re up for it and the youngsters are closely concerned. However they merely don’t want that a lot from people. Actually, lots of alpacas would like people not be round them and might be actually skittish, which is why we have been so linked to those three (properly, largely simply two of them).
- It’s important to undertake three (at the very least 2) as a result of they’re herd animals. So only one wasn’t an possibility.

The place Did You Get These Alpacas?

We went to in all probability eight farms within the final two years to analysis, felt them out and confirmed this was the proper resolution. We initially needed women as a result of their temperament might be extra mellow. However we by no means fell in love with any that we have been allowed to undertake (many merely weren’t on the market or they have been like $15k as a result of they have been 4-H prized). We ended up adopting these boys from Alpacas of Oregon which is a farm that does alpacas excursions, so these guys have been very a lot used to being pet by people. Among the farms we went to they might simply run to a nook when people got here in (understandably) which isn’t what we needed in pets. The little black man, Milo, was actually the rationale we went for them. He’s a 12 months and a half and EXTREMELY affectionate with the youngsters (and with all people). We stayed on the farm for over an hour petting him, and afterwards the youngsters wouldn’t cease speaking about him. It was the additional motivation that we have been on the lookout for. He’s such a candy boy. He does this nostril bop issues with the youngsters that they interpret as kissing, and so they nostril bop him daily. Bert is humorous however not as affectionate, and Otis is getting there however undoubtedly the least affectionate out of the three (which is extra typical).

Why Three Boys And Not Women?
Properly you possibly can’t combine genders – the boys simply can’t management themselves and it will get gnarly. We have been undoubtedly leaning in direction of women, however we fell in love with Milo after which it was throughout. I’m positive had we stored wanting we might have discovered three women, and in an ideal state of affairs we’d have a pregnant mother and her finest buddy, however we wouldn’t know if its a woman or boy and if it was a boy we’d have to offer away when they’re a 12 months (or round breeding age as a result of they will’t be with women). Anyway, that’s all to say that we fell in love with Milo, he wanted a finest buddy (Otis) after which Bert was simply so hilarious wanting so we added him in.

How’s It Going With The Youngsters?


Now? Fairly darn nice. I used to be nervous about this entire factor and Brian was actually the lead on all of this. We had a take care of the farm that we’d foster for 2 weeks to ensure it was the proper match for us and them (and our canine – which is usually a actual factor). The day that we bought them I used to be so excited after which I bought a pit in my abdomen that night time. What if we made a mistake and I simply have extra duty? What if it turns into one other factor for us to battle over with the youngsters? What in the event that they by no means heat as much as us and we don’t ever join? They have been admittedly fairly freaked out the primary few days (like a pet can be) and I felt actually dangerous. Was this the proper resolution? However daily they bought extra comfy. The children spent hours on the market at first with them, speaking to them so sweetly, taking good care of their water and poop. They LOVE them, and the boys love our youngsters far more than us (it’s a measurement factor we expect) so it makes them really feel possession over them (which was certainly one of our objectives, clearly).


Nothing can be good, however as of now the youngsters know that they must placed on their poop pounders each morning and night time to exit and feed/water, shovel poop and pet the boys. They’ve to this point completed it with out complaining (now we have to ask a couple of occasions as a result of we’re their dad and mom and so they can’t appear to listen to us the primary time it doesn’t matter what). It makes me SO HAPPY to look out the window and see them of their wellies shoveling the poop right into a wheel barrow with out us (which is much less gross than different poop TBH and so they solely poop in a single pile).
How’s It Going With The Canine?

Okay, so this was the massive query mark and we have been very nervous. Alpacas #1 risk isn’t coyotes (which we even have), it’s domesticated canine. Not completely positive why however we have been instructed to maintain them aside as a result of the canine can damage/kill the alpaca and vice versa (some farms have them blended in so it’s very complicated). Brian put in a no climb fence within the cut up rail to maintain all of them out. When the pups first noticed them they barked like loopy out the window. Hours later we invited the out and so they have been clearly very excited and curious, and barky in a friendl- ish manner. The alpacas have been a tiny bit scared, however appeared okay. We’re EXTREMELY cautious concerning the gates/fences and inform each child that comes over the foundations instantly – that the canine might kill the alpacas so that you HAVE to close the gate proper behind you. I def really feel a tiny bit nervous nonetheless which I believe might be good. The canine many of the day now barely discover them, however in all probability as soon as each different day they bark at them and now we have to place them inside.

Are You going To Present Them, Breed Them, Or Promote Their Poop Or Fur?
We don’t know! The poop is value quite a bit to hashish farmers, the fiber might undoubtedly be used to make sweaters (Birdie actually desires to study), now we have zero want to breed them, and we aren’t positive what the dedication degree can be to do 4-H and present them (so I believe not).
If Not, Then Why Did You Get Them?

Properly, chickens give eggs, goats give goat milk – I get it. However we love animals. Our new pets don’t essentially do something and we undoubtedly talked about this quite a bit. Is that this us wanting one thing distinctive to publish on social media? Nope. I’m far too previous for that today. The place we landed is that they enrich our lives with pleasure and assist train our youngsters extra duty. Pay attention, we don’t make our youngsters take piano classes as a result of I believe they’ll be live performance pianists, nor do now we have our canine to become profitable off of them (though we might, these canine are GREAT on digital camera) – these new pets, like most issues we do as dad and mom – are right here so as to add worth to our youngsters’ lives and hopefully information them to be good residents via every day apply, proper? These humorous animals make life extra enjoyable, add quite a bit to our dwelling and household expertise. And that’s sufficient 🙂


It’s additionally simply enjoyable and thrilling to have a brand new problem, for us and the youngsters. We had a pasture and a barn, we purchased a farmette for a purpose. We weren’t going to NOT have animals (and this isn’t the place we’re stopping). These are a superb first step after which who is aware of, perhaps we’ll do the entire shebang.

As you already know, we deliberately slowed down our lives a pair years in the past (involving shifting dwelling to Portland) and whereas animals add duty (and we haven’t even had them throughout the winter months) one way or the other this type of duty doesn’t really feel worrying – shoveling their poop, like altering a diaper or strolling the pups, is simply what you do. It’s the nice sort of stress, not the dangerous type. It’s the good things that takes up time and it will get us outdoors and shifting our our bodies. I imply, I hope…




So people, meet the boys. And whereas I’ll organically publish about them after I really feel prefer it, Brian is much extra excited to maintain the world up to date on all issues alpaca on his instagram (OH LORDY LORDY, LOOK WHOSE ACTUALLY JOINING SOCIAL MEDIA???). So head over there to see extra alpaca movies.
*Photographs by Kaitlin Inexperienced
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